how do chicks with those acryllic nails wipe their anuses?
susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Does adding vodka to a protein shake defeat the purpose?
All I want for christmas is my sobriety back.
Excuse me by sucking dick i am fighting crime. Just think of all the prostitues going out of business and getting real jobs.
Don't worry. I has chaperone.
first day of class and my professor asked me if i was going to come to class drunk all semester.
I'm going to email her once I get off the bathroom floor
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
Fake an illness. Her and her friends are like the female version of guys who wear tapout shirts
You better keep a close eye on your uterus tonight cause I am looking good.
You know the cave of wonders in Aladdin? That's how I feel about his apartment. Except with blow and other treasures.
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
You kept pointing at me and saying I'm getting chicken parmesan and no one is going to stop me
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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