YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
i think guys who wear condoms are gentleman.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
CAUTION: TWINS DO NOT HAVE TWIN PENISES.
Don't say that out loud. People might think I really like to pee on you.
Of course you don't like it. I am the one who likes it.
It's like that depressing moment when you drop your cocaine in the snow.
We were trying to sober you with hotdog buns but you refused put half of it in your bra and said you'd save it for later
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
in my defense, he kept drinking all of my water.
he had diabetes and you told him to stop being a pansy!
We shall study the pictures later and see if his penis is worth my time.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
Dude, my sex life is so sad since I started having feelings.
Sleeping with just one person sucks
I think someone cast a spell on the lazy stoner rich boy stereotype and it came to life and called me.
The pee I just pissed was about 7% better than the one at your house. But both are pretty far up there.
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
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