I thought if I stared at him long enough he'd walk me to my car. but he didn't. he dddidn't. i rreally thought i had those powers.
I want to make a porn site called "girls with daddy issues"
side note. good thing you didn't come to drunk breakfast. we were judged by children.
I gave up my innocence when I let him cum in my spelling bee trophy
I'm thinking he has to buy me dinner at least twice before i even start considering casting him for "Fuck buddy - understudy."
Umm... How do I tell my roommate someone shot a speargun through the wall? On a side note, cliff shot a speargun for the first time.
I have the WORST cramps EVER. I think this is gods way of saying 'you're welcome, last warning. stop being a slut.'
orgasmnado...tomorrow night
That's what I'm talking about
Apparently "Do you want me to ruin your day now or later?" is not a good way to tell someone you're pregnant and it's theirs.
He said his fantasy involved both of us fucking while stuffed into the same overalls
We watched playoff games and fucked so we could both see the TV. I've now found true love.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
Just had a med school interview with that doctor I fucked in college. He remembered. Asked if I still have my nipple rings. Overall, I think it went well.
I licked your asshole in confidence.
I woke up and there was a huge blow up palm tree in my bed...
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