Sadly no. But I was pantsless when they came to get me. Which made me miss you...
Baton twirling is one of his activities on facebook.
Also he is "an Ohio stae gran champion twirler". You cannot tell me he's straight
I just let someone steal something bc they were so fucking weird and wouldn't leave me alone
My financial aid advisors would be so pissed if they knew I was spending my loan money on strippers
don't ever tell me how terrible your next walk of shame is until you run into your little brother on his way to class.
so you told her it was a 'nam scar? i mean, how old does she think you are.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
Your cousin just asked the bartender to start a round of vagina shots. Not body shots. Vagina shots. We're taking her out more often.
That's cool. At least the punch line of my story isn't I shit in a booth at Denny's.
It's official, there's a sex tape of me floating around some high school
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
Woke up covered in green glitter and beer. I am never leaving Ireland.
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
It's 11:13am and my chem prof is drinking a beer in class. I guess finals week is stressful for them too
it was like where's waldo, only the stakes were much higher.
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