i just woke up in a strange room and the first thing i saw was a chewbacca mask... wtf
I was so drunk last night, I had to Wikipedia what i did.
I spent a large portion of the night trying unsuccessfully to keep hayley (who was wearing a dress and no underwear) from doing handstands, but yea it was fun. the boys had fun
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
gross. I think i'll just donate all my eggs. My children will be incredible, but they're not welcome in my womb
All i remember is people cheering me on to drink faster than the dog, out of the dog's bowl. I just couldn't stop.
Just found a wrench in the washing machine. Sooo not doing your laundry anymore.
Excuse me but the alley way I wanted to fuck in happens to be a very nice clean area.
scream really loud. we think you crawled under the deck
You held an empty wine bottle to your head and declared yourself the "wine unicorn." For the rest of the night you galloped everywhere and whenever anyone refused to be a wine unicorn with you, you tried to spear them with the bottle.
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
His new girl is probably classy and boring. I bet she doesn't feed him sour patch kids while she wiggles his weiner.
I lost Mario kart three times but I got laid so it wasn't the WORST night I've ever had.
Why were there just 3 inflatable bounce houses delivered to my house?
oh shit.
Lucky bitch I'm at work covered in Jeff pee. And my hair smells like beer because I was trying to prove a point about PBR serving multiple purposes.
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