its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Yeah I'm pretty sure at one point I was telling her to keep her dick in her pants. She was going to do some serious damage.
yea pretty sure we followed the trail of your spaghetti-o vomit to find the car
So my game is weak??
If your game is "Lets have sex, and maybe pizza" then yes.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
Shaun got a portable breathalyzer for christmas so now we can tell who the biggest pussy is at the end of the night.
You need 4-7 business day to recover from a fingering like that.
You convinced her to break up with her boyfriend, made out with her all night, got her to buy us all shots then went home with a different girl...
That explains the "i hate you" text. But the facebook deletion is a bit harsh
Status Uddate: I lost half a tooth and Alison is taking Amy Grant requests via bullhorn
Mango bong: no go. Guava bong: sweet flaming buddha it was delicious. I shall teach you the ways of tropical fruit trees.
Sorry, all I could picture was you jamming your dick into a lemon.
Do you remember trying to make pizzas with the domino workers last night...while trying to speak their language with them.. spanish?
It was easier that asking where the vagina platter is.
Do you ever get so high you're like vibrating
Do you remember coming over and asking for toast and then singing that yeah toast song very loudly while you were dropping my bread all over my kitchen?
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