Saw a Delta Zeta recruitment poster today. On it, somebody added, "All you need is your daddy's credit card and a lack of self-respect."
When you gave me the first bj i thought 'yep, this girl is going to do great things with her life'
i just wanna lock my vagina in a safe filled with bandaids and healthy things
Honestly, It follows the same rules as Cock Roulette.
If you end up at a gay bar on a tuesday night in steelers pjs, does that mean youve hit rock bottom?
Excuse me while I download incredibly disturbing porn until I'm more ashamed of myself than of my country.
Who has the safety vest from this past weekend Additionally, who has the dancemaster glove?
I guess I'm open to more types of dick now
When dressing for a 3way, how do I convey to the other chick I care enough to look pretty but not so much that it's a huge deal?
Taking care of drunk people fulfills my need to be a mother
I just paid $10 for tinder plus so that I could change my location to Rio and match with Olympic Athletes
Im playing a game I have to take a drink every time my gram asks me the same question hammered by 4 guaranteed...
Wearing my one sleeve dress...thought you'd like to know I shaved ONE armpit lol
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
You know how fear has a smell? Well turns out shame has a smell too. It's Pina colada flavored anal grease.
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