fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Dude, I totally just put a lit lighter to my hand for 10 seconds
How much beer did you get for it?
One ice cold coors, but those mountains lied
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
I have a new fascination with cutting really small segments of hair off peoples heads when they're not looking.
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I feel like we need a drunken piñata bash with your face being the piñata and my hopes and dreams being the stick
Hold on. At Sephora trying to decide what despair smells like.
I like how zombie Abe Lincoln and hooking up with a girl were on your same thought process.
I've woke up with the same hoodie on backwards, twice this week. I think that's a record
I just connected with one of your drug dealers on LinkedIn.
Well the other day she asked me how often I jerk off. So I guess things are getting semi-serious
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
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