is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
wouldnt it be awesome if walks of shame were like charity walks...you could get sponsors and shit and donate money to curing STDs or cancer
you know you've made it when it's your own pool table you're waking up on
She threw her promise ring on the ground, that's when the freak came out.
i remember getting really pissed off when you wouldn't let me sleep in the garage with your cat.
I wore my front clasp bra so he would have to prove his sobriety to me before we had sex.
Some chick just barfed in my math class. Everyone here is hungover. Yay community college
This is the moment in my life where I take a fork in the "nice guy" road ive traveled for 23 years and fuck everything in sight that doesnt have herpes, or is in-between flare ups and I don't know about it until my dick is on fire.
He gave up on mugging us when Dave wouldn't stop laughing. He was wiggling his finger at the knife and making baby noises and giggling. The guy just walked away.
Everyone looked at me like I just fucked a gopher and was wearing it like a hat
This stranger told me I should "start playing for the other team" and then continued to talk to me about the joys of being a lesbian
And my only real exposure to Russian culture is you and Internet porn.
I slipped in the shower today and broke my lighter..
He thought reverse cowgirl meant he dressed up as a cowgirl. Honestly, it was more creepy than funny
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