So he says he needs "alone time" a day that he doesnt have to deal with anyone. should i be concerned?
I think in guy language thats " Im fucking someone else and dont want u catching me"
True Life: I puke at bars and try to catch it in my hand...then walk away like it didn't happen
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
I bruise way too easily for the kind of rough sex I want...
everybody makes mistakes
i didn't know they allowed you to text in ambulances
it was such a weird mix, KFC and penis
his dick makes me think maybe a monogamous relationship forever is possible.
she let a homeless guy feel her up so she could go for a ride in his shopping cart
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
Just think Febushuary. A whole month of 70's esque bush! This is the dream
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
I was going to say that I wasn't sure how that happened... but then I remembered that I bonded with the Australians over vitamins and INXS and they bought me tequila.
I'm just gonna ride this ego train to sex town
Nope. Im a prince of the americas. I treat my women like future queens. Also, im drunk watching the royal wedding
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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