That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
so he came in my eye... should i throw out my contacts?
that coffee was exactly what I needed. Also whose awesome hat is on the couch with ear flaps? I wanna put my head in it
I want to get laid tonight but my sheets haven't been washed since vomiting in them on Halloween :(
I passed out in the VIP room and she charged me for 17 songs until I woke up, theres a bouncer asking me for $700, fuck tequila
I am a human short and spout . Here is my jager Herr is my redbull . When i get real drink i shout out. Tip me over and pour yeager out
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
You just kept screaming at everyone 'not to break your scarf' and doing somersaults
I'm like the kid who wants his birthday and christmas equally. Every time I get one I want the other. Only I don't want holidays I want brothers
be proud. or at least amused. an 18 yr old and a 25 yr old at least makes my average hookup age this week the same as my age.
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
It's six am and her daughter just walked in on her mom and roomful of naked people playing strip spoons. glad Im apart of that childhood memory....
I need ecstasy. And, before you ask, the answer is yes right now
I would date him. For 1 month. Just so I could say I was a trap queen for 1 month.
You were drunkenly dancing with a statue you affectionately referred to as "The Captain." I wasn't going to deny your happiness.
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