I'd suck a dick for hot wings now. A metaphoric dick that is
I've been sucking dick for sushi for weeks now...hasn't worked yet :P
Pappa wants mamma naked
We're gonna have to suck it up and start making out for free drinks. No homo. I'm watching Tyra "I kissed a girl and I got free drinks."
Let's do it. All homo
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
Thru out the entire phone conversation I went from thinking: he's making a gay come-on, to he's trying to sell me drugs, before realizing he was offering me a job with an internet company. Things are gonna be awkward in class this week.
I know I said I wouldn't, but he told me I looked like Mila Kunis. Reasons not to fuck him, go.
Tough to say exactly how to play this. I just know people don't like surprises when genitals are involved.
You need to tell him your pregnant or we need to stop playing doubles beer-pong. My liver is begging you.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
My sister texted me to say she just found a corn on the cob in her purse from last night. You need to party with us more.
Just wiped the ashes off my forehead before he came over to have sex. Definitely going to hell.
Sooooooo, maybe just fucked on a motorcycle.
I think it might be the guy sitting next to me. I've concluded he HAS to be smuggling insane amounts of onions in his wardrobe to smell like that
Sunburned by dick at the nude beach. Bad. She tried to blow me. But. I. Just. Can't. Saddest day of my life.
I like how I can go from sucking dick in the my basement to singing along to veggie tales with my family in a span of 10 minutes.
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