ok 1 i realized people actually live in central wisconsin and 2 culvers could be a good place to pick up chicks today
So I got my period. Finally. In related news, I reinstated my belief in God.
I will make out with the first guy who tries to pick me up with a lyric from a rap song. I won't even reply, just be on him like whoa.
I learned nothing from that class except drinking and chemistry go together great.
remember earlier when I said I was over sex with random boys? take it back take it back take it back
I'm drinking a margarita out of my 'best bj' trophy and it tastes like victory.
I know its been a few months but you must know you hve the 2nd biggest dick I've ever seen. 1st place went to a rapper so don't feel bad.
just chugged some gatorade and threw it up. todays gonna be awesome
I'm not sure...it could be the pasta I ate from her sink, the dominoes, or just the alcohol. Or a wicked combination of all 3.
heres the thing, we have 120 cans of beer left in the fridge. until thats finished we cant fit food in the fridge
One of those nights had to have been when we tried to walk through the McDonald's drive through -- and then got in the car with complete strangers. And stole their hamburgers.
Me ending up in the fetal position in my shower is becoming far too commonplace. It's like a weekly therapy session
If u ever apologize to me for "too-rough" sex again I will suspend ur all-access pass to my vagina indefinitely
i just woke up, first off why is there pineapple everywhere and who's underwear is on my ceiling fan ?
Remind me to tell you about this weekend with them. It was the least fun I have ever had drinking. And I have thrown up pork and beer through my nose on the side of the freeway.
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