how about we just leave your boyfriend out of this
i blew a .213 what kind of thug blows the compton area code exactly? this guy
So I used to make fun of texas a lot, then I got here and I found a place where I could get my tequila in a to go cup with a straw and I realized that this is the only place I ever want to be
our drinking schedule never changed, we just drank at work.
Whatever you do to me, stop, I found yet another blonde hair in my asshole.
I keep having to talk dad out of putting tequila in the milkshakes.
Let's just cut to the chase. I'm not interested in anything romantic but I aAM interested in Tom Petty and maybe getting high and fucking you again for old times sake.
If a "boob" guy and an "ass" guy are discussing which you are better qualified for....just let them
at the last minute we also decided to throw an egg in the beer bong. and he drank it, shell and all.
THERE IS THE SEXIEST BEARDED MAN HERE. I CAME EVERYWHERE.
It hurts to hear and I can smell shapes.
Got to use the phrase "sweet pukas dude." My day is made.
He's gonna be like you slept with too many of my friends and you're being voted off the island haha
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
Do I masturbate or eat a pound of matazah. Alissa help what do I do??
Randomize
