i know ur right I'm sorry I'm stupid and incompitent look I can't even spell incompetent right! Fuck!
): 100 percent naked, unless you count a tiara as clothing.
What wine goes with Cap'n Crunch?
Over it. He probably jacked off to bible verses last night. I don't want that
Its kinda awkward hearing him say the food taste like ass considering what he did last night.
So I'm thinking next semester you should be my own personal maid, nurse, masseuse and chef in exchange for free lodging, any food you can find, and unlimited access to my reproductive organs.
I had so much drainage I couldn't moan properly. Fuck allergy season
You paid a stripper $40 to choke me out last night.
ARTHUR IS ON FUCKING NETFLIX THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
Jessica just ate her lipstick. That's how the night is going
OMG -- There are strippers in the bathroom crying because their power moves aren't good enough to win the competition
I pretty much just wake up, masturbate at least twice, and go to the beach. #Unemployed. I do look for jobs in between all that tho.
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
I trusted a fart in Toronto. NEVER TRUST A FART IN TORONTO.
We have ur drink. Mom passed out in the bathroom. I'm goin to the other bathroom. Bs at the top of the stairs on way outside.
Randomize
