Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
I love taking my adderall while im in class! As soon as I take the pill out everyone around me just stares in envy!
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Dude made his own urinal by punching a hole in the wall and pissing in it rather than waiting in line. That is the stuff of legends.
Just bartered a McD's cheeseburger and fries for two pitchers. Oregon Trail ain't got shit on me.
Just played slippy cup. Flip cup plus slip n slide. What did you do with your fourth of july?
THIS IS A FLATMATE WARNING! The white powder next to sink is washing powder I spilled and is not meant for human comsumption. I repeat- do not digest, snort or smoke the white powder next to the sink!!!!
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
We lost our room key and found it in his pocket with 3 pieces of fish.
I just remember looking over and seeing you on top of him and us high fiving. That's when I knew we'd be perfect roommates
No it was fine, I've just never seen that many people eat dog food
250 people in this lecture & my prof asks who already drank green beer this morning& is drunk right now. I WAS THE ONLY ONE TO RAISE MY HAND
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
I got the beer and the first aid kit. You get the tequila and burn cream. We should be set for the camping trip.
The only good thing about being back at work is supply room boom boom with my office husband
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