Is it wrong to scream your own name when about to bust?
I dont know why I dont listen to you more often. He wont stop texting me. And his signature is "dancing with no panties on"
I just answered "If only I knew" for a quiz in criminology, she loved it. I got an A
defrosting a beer in the microwave. no sparks so far.
Dude give me 4 good reasons we shouldn't trade girlfriends tonight
I spent the whole party making out with some guy. He wasn't that cute but six of my sorority sisters are fighting over him so I had to do something..
I don't know whether to call the hospital or call the prison first.
Also I just had a flash back ... He told me I have nice nipples and then asked me about yours..
At the same time that I bought plan b I got some Girl Scout cookies too. It's not a total loss for you.
I just try to date guys based on what I need like I am trying to find an electrician now
You gays are geniuses
sex on a trampoline, in the rain, on ecstasy, just thought you should know.
cant one of your roommates drive you?
You came in my eye once. You owe me.
ill be there in 20
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
You kept crying and I couldnt help but laugh at you, I was really high though.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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