Girl next to me just ralphed in a bag. Congrats class of 2010
you were stumbling around in your attic looking for all your swim team medals because you wanted to "feel like a champion."
i just spent 10 minutes talking to the lady who works at taco bell about my romantic situation.
this is not okay. even my mom refers to me as a sorostitute.
We're smoking a joint the size of the average penis right now. I may not survive.
Sometimes I look at the people in school that are obviously very diligent and on top of their studies, and then I wonder why they don't smoke weed.
Awkward family moment #1: walked in on my 15 yr old nephew packing a bowl. Nephew says- "lets not ruin christmas and keep this our little secret"
Within the span of 10 minutes, I managed to make a slip 'n slide on his stomach, threatened to pee on him, kneed myself in the eye, and almost fell asleep on the toilet....in that order.
We made out a little and then he gave me some weed. I would say it was a pretty productive stop on my way home
No, dude...I agree it's great in theory but I promise you that 80 drunk 21 year old sorority girls together in one room for formal is one of the worst drama filled ideas ever. Ever.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
i have two papers due tomorrow. contemplating if i should take adderall in my anus for full effects
I think part of my soul drowned in beer and/or jack daniels last night.
All I have in my purse is 10 cents and a plastic ducky.\nI can't explain last night.
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