I did that thing where I cum for no reason again.
She kept saying "I'm going to hell" the entire time we were fucking. I really wasn't sure what to do... so I agreed with her.
That was definitely the right answer.
I owe you 20 bucks. My blood work did show liver damage.
Man, I thought my dick was gonna fall off.
Dude, I didn't even think they made slap bracelets anymore. You okay?
Just made macaroni burritos. Fukkin awesome. We'll have to try this when I'm sober.,!
I'm gonna go to bars and pick up women hopped up on democracy.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
Seriously. All I want right now is a 40 with a nipple on it, and a nap
If anybody had to puke on my shoes, I'm glad it was you.
Bring me that man meat
DELETE THAT VIDEO OF ME MAKING OUT WITH THAT RUG NOW
... Okay, fine. But I don't want to be a better person tonight. I'll be a better person tomorrow.
I have wine with a bendy straw bitches I can do fucking anything
he was Irish, I had to have sex with him.
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