Please, let me fuck your mom
And her vagina tasted EXACTLY like a slim jim
anyone who buys me chipotle gets an automatic hj
He passed out mid-signature
He deserves to hear about your Vagina Shrooms
Hows that studying goin for you?
I'm in my bathtub in a robe and jeans smoking a bowl and my hair is covered in olive oil
If life deals in absolutes, the in betweens are the most hairy.... Fortune cookie wisdom from a stoned Megan.
We love you just as you are but we might love you more if we didn't have to post bail so often...
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I totally OverDed on K2 last night. I felt like I was made of lead and then I had a panic attack.
You've got to be fucking kidding me. Do you think "Husband drunkenly pees all over floors" is reasonable grounds for divorce? So pissed off right now.
His weed is so good that I don't wanna risk loosing him as my weed man so I plan to keep him in the friend zone 😂
you bet i'm gonna rock his four-foot-two world.
You've reached your one pic per night limit. To increase your limit, start conversations before 9 and submit your request for an additional pic before 10.
...okay, you can't just say 'masturbating llama' and not explain yourself
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