are you just going to ignore any texts involving my penis from now on? because thats going to shut down a pretty sizeable portion of our conversations.
Last night must have been awesome, my dog still smells like vomit.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
OHMYGOD did I try to use pinesol as a mixer?
Legitimate concern. Who am I going to have birthday sex with?
Apparently after awhile self preservation trumps libido. This is new news to me.
It's like some sort of initiation to finger one of them... so I did it. And got high fived afterwards like a dozen times.
Those were right hand only?
I just used a VHS tape as a plate for sanwich
IM WEARING A FLAG
So that's a no to the clothes then
FLAG
he just kept repeating "those were some pretty nipple-y tits" over and over the rest of the night
words I never want to hear dad say again: "Trevor you sexy man you"
Then again, he has huge mansions.
*manboobs.
You spent like 10 minutes trying to hit a golf ball that was actually a cigarette butt. And then fell over.
thanks for supporting my whoreish tendencies
"Here let me wipe my uterus off your dick" was probably the most unsexy thing said after period sex. I should get an award
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