oh god the rape fog is back!
Old men and throwing up are my life now.
I will also inform you that stairs change when you change a house. Those hurt.
So bad news they put a private property sign on the tiger.
Until they install cameras or armed security i'll ride the fuck out of that jungle cat.
I say we get drunk before the exam tomorrow. At least then we have a valid excuse for failing.
You have all of her herpes and none of my sympathy
i still can't believe we survived that barcrawl. the third bar had bullet holes and we still went in.
remind to leave next time the words "tequila" and "challenge" are shouted
My boss just called me for legal advice. What has my life become?
Why are you awake at 6am and liking photos from rando Russian chicks on Instagram?
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
I feel like I should go door-to-door apologizing to America.
Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
I'm currently sitting beside my brother who is taking a bath and feeding him nachos while he covers his genitals. If that's not sibling bonding then I don't know what is
It's a Saturday night and I am in bed with two cats, a bottle of Riesling, and I'm masturbating to Iron Man. I'm great at being 21.
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