The Redheads category on Pornhub is my number 2 site behind facebook on google chrome. I think I have a problem
I just accidently sent my poop smells like vodka to 27 people in my phone book
Nevermine. I'm just going to tell you on Myspace with a glitter graphic.
the power's out. i'm smoking weed by flashlight
i wish i was dedicated to anything like you are to weed
The 30 seconds of sex was almost worth it...I mean he did smoke me out and watched the princess and the frog with me
Whoever put the tambourine in the dryer is a douche. Worst hangover wakeup ever
You always know it is going to end badly when a guy asks if he met you at a "coed naked lawn bowling party"
Do you know how hard it is to get cum out of a straw hat!?
What's the over under on catching something from your sister?
got delayed, meet you at the bar soon, found a shopping cart, i am now getting pushed to the bar by some guy that was peeing in the alley i found the cart in
It's a gift. Kind of like morning wood in my brain.
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
On the 3rd day, she mixed sangria and orange juice and saw that it was good.
Church parking lot, park bench, front porch. I think she's more comfortable going down on me in public. May have found the one.
Ok, maybe playing "whose family is most dysfunctional" wasn't the best drunk idea we've had. Todd''s been crying in the bathroom for an hour. We can't get him out...
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