Does transporting jello shots count as driving with an open container?
One reason I don't come to Portland. I saw 8 guys I have had sex with last night. At the same party.
By 8 I mean 9.
And by 9 I mean 10.
Its amazing how creative youll get when your house has been out of toilet paper for a week and a half
That doesn't help it make any more sense. Because now you've brought pinata condoms into this.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Oh if we have sex in public no one will frown upon it. They will stand and cheer for it
Nothing with ever convince me that she wasnt purposely left behind by our mother to ruin my life and fuck our family
Wait... All I had to do was ask for a sandwich and you would have come over
But the sex is so much better when he already has a girlfriend
Actually going to jail after your wedding is NOT part of the plan.
This is my punishment for trynna have a festive time with a stranger. I always forget you can't get weird with one night stands
How do you know i dont look like i got attacked by a weedwacker on bath salts?
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
If you fuck her..... You will be in great danger. Like in so much danger it would be like walking into a pit of crocodiles who haven't eaten and you also just stole their baby.
Randomize
