I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
things that need to be invented #43: vodka that also acts as birth control.
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
I fucked her on my hockey bag. it doesnt get any more Canadian than that.
At one point you starting double fisting oreos in your mouth confused about how you got out of the car
I have surprise drugs for everyone
They reenacted the scene from the lion king where mufasa talked to simba from the clouds. As high as they were they got it word for word. There has to be an award for that.
my night ended with a pity blow in a racecar bed
Why is there a video on my phone of us trying to snort a line of Reeces Pieces with you chanting "This is how fat girls party"?
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
That night just went downhill after you pissed yourself while sitting on my lap
I haven't been hungover in so long I'm actually looking forward to it
well that's the third time this semester that I've projectile vomited walking to class in front of dozens of people
How is it possible for someone who gets so many dick picks sent to her, to be experiencing such a complete and utter lack of dick IRL.
Cover your peen. We're going out.
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