we made margaritas with slurpies from 7-11 and beer.
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
words cant express how excited I am to make January 1st our own personal version of The Hangover
I woke up on a raft in a bath tub filled with beer. excellent night.
Second day of summer classes and i already got this girl to send me nudes during class
that is WHY your in summer classes
worth it
Am I the only one that feels like there are hundreds of tiny people having a rave and stomping and kicking around inside my head this morning?
You're an asshole. I don't want your dick as my background. I'll look like I have a thumb fetish.
Well be careful man. Be careful. Wear shoes in the house. Safety. Safety first, then teamwork.
MASS TEXT: Lets start a new tradition. Black Friday log pic contest. I'm waiting.
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
He wins the giant teddy bear for getting the neuva ring on the dick
Do you know how many guys' fantasies I've been told I'm a part of lately?!
Just 2. But still.
I got unbelievably drunk yesterday, need some time off. Apparently pulling your balls out to make your buddy's girlfriend miss beerpong shots is frowned upon.
I just want to have sex that doesn't end like a B-rated horror movie.
there are LEGIT cum stains on my ceilling. ON THE CEILLING!! you tell me how the relationship was.
Randomize
