i blacked out hard core.. it was bad peeeed muh bed
woke up in a shopping cart using a keystone box as a blanket. how was your night?
drinking warm bud heavies i found in the garage and googling how to tell the gosselin kids apart.
He is drunk texting me begging me not to tell my mom. Pretty sure he is about to offer me sexual favors for keeping my mouth shut. I love being the boss's daughter.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
No, he attached a coozie to his crutches so he can carry his beer around the party.
According to the bell hop, we stumbled in about 4 and then cannon balled into the pool.
That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!
I pulled out moves I did not even know I possessed, our fucking de-throned gods
My bra is still on the porch...I'm leaving it as a reminder to get my shit together.
Also, I want you to know, that not only am I apparently the expert on sexting. Our bishop is consulting me later. So my talents are varied.
I sent dad a photo of my graduation certificate from drug therapy class. It was his birthday so it seemed appropriate.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Come get me...at gazebo by side entrance....im passed out in a bush...this is a Bar A bouncer texting for your buddy
So I was walking to the bathroom and some random dude threw up while walking towards me. He kept eye contact the entire time and didn't stop moving.
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