she was a 2....and a legitimate 2. like, helen keller is a 1, this girl...2.
i haven't been laid since the bush administration. it's frustrating.
Some advice for success: 1) Go ugly early, it saves you time and money; 2) If you can't pork a princess, pound a pig for practice; and 3) Beauty is only a light switch away.
ur like the dr phil of bizarro world.
why the fuck does my google maps say i'm in punjab?!?!? u think it has to do with like...outsourcing?
I'm in a trailer park. But I'm not scared. The virgin always lives.
I'm sorry for coming into your work place and trying to smuggle you out in my purse.
you have no chance. her best friend is a human abstinence poster.
Out of all the things I've put my penis in, this seems the most unfortunate.
I actually want to hang out with her with our clothes on. That's a big step up for me.
Sorry I fell asleep again. I'm in the shower now. Door is unlocked. Condoms are in my desk. I want your game face on for when I get out.
The chick got into the cab with us and said we have 3 chances to guess what she just stuck up her ass. Hello to you to!
I'm to the point that I've had the revelation that its physically impossible for my arms to be attached to my torso.
Of course I have to cross through a walk for hunger
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
Our DD will meet us there. The strippers are sending a limo to pick him up. He promised them New Years Eve massages. Said he would still drive us home.
I had to ask her to let go of my cock this morning so I could go home. She just kept saying "no, please, no..."
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