I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
I'll see your cousin, and raise you a sister.
If we see one freshman that cummed on me, we are leaving.
so does the 200 for rent and 150 for utilities include the never telling my boyfriend about the guys i bring home.. or is that extra?
Driving to get a preg test with my ex, wearing my unicorn hat
You are so not ready for motherhood
And by defning the relationship I mean telling him I'm gonna fuck other people but its cool If he does the same.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
i'll probably be on drugs forewarning
forewarning i'll probably have done those drugs with you
Alive.
So much puke
He convinced the breakfast vendor to melt twix bars on bacon for me at 4am. He slurred every word. I think I found my prince charming.
I rammed pretzels and Jell-O shots down the throats of those I loved.
He makes balloon animals that get you high? Hell yeah invite him over!
Should I apologize to him for saying I wanted to punch him in the face as I was digging through the trash?
after last night, ive never not wanted to live so much in my life.
Dad danced on top of the bar with me last night. And has a video of me doing a beer bong.
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