I just sold weed to a guy holding a baby...does this make me a bad person?
just found deep spiritual meaning in spongebob.... that high.
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
I smell like Captain Morgan and tears
I just had a boat ride of shame. With Senior Citizens.
Only once have I found myself in the condom aisle holding a bundt cake...
I'm at an awkward stage of not being able to tell if I wanna keep having fun or if I need to die in bed
Mom called last night while I was at the bar and asked where I was. I told her I was on the highway to the danger zone while the guys were humming the top gun theme.
Holy shit I've found my last one night stand in my Gran's knitting club
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
You shouldn't play strip poker when you're having a wet fart kind of day.
Dude.. She just busted into my house wearing a ski mask, a poncho, and thigh-high pink hooker boots and yelled, "THE CABS ARE HEEERRREEE!!"
I feel like you should store your weed in something that suits your personality. For example mines in a hollowed out disney princess book.
Congratulations you now have a pet Scotsman.
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