ok shes still asleep, should i pee on her and say she did it herself? and by the time you respond to this ill probably have already made the decision
is wine microwaveable?
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
i wish the dell website had a "did you drink an entire bottle of rum and stepped on your laptop which shattered the screen this weekend and would like to know how to fix it without your parents finding out FAST?" link on their homepage.. i can't be the only one
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
I made her orgasm until she cried. Four years of only having sex with dudes and I've still got it.
So, this year for my birthday, want to get rip-roaring schmammered and watch my episode of my super sweet 16? We can do lines off my tiara.
Can we fangirl? Can we have fangirl Tuesdays?
Sure lol what's that?
Oh, dear, sweet Laura. Please start singing A Whole New World. I have Aladdin's part, you're Jasmine.
Why?
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I know, but the fabulousness of my baggies should not be what defines my business as a drug dealer.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
CALL ME OLD FASHIONED BUT PEE IS FOR TOILETS
I know how to kill a man with nutmeg and a sword. You in?
Or nah
A guy who takes a plate of chicken tenders away from us is not to be trusted or slept with
Me and dad were just reflecting on that time he found a gas mask bong in the backyard.
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