pwbgyin
what?
penguin condom
the only thing i knew about you is that u dated jordan and were potentially interested in a threesome
he texted me telling him i gave him the clap. but i think he gave it to me and i gave it back to him
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I shagged another guy with one ball last night. Are there really that many dudes with one nut in la or am I just a magnet for prostetic testes?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
When my alarm went off, he rolled over and asked me: Bacon or dick? Yes, I will see him again.
And on the subject of embracing my inner whore, I had two different dicks in my mouth yesterday. Friend, it's official. I'm completely outta control.
She tried to leave the threesome and I heard you yell "Hey! We don't quit at halftime!"
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
You don't understand. There's baclava and there's post sex baclava. You can't compare the two.
I got frustrated so I just stood up and said take me to bed or lose me forever and banged the first guy who responded show me the way home. Thank you Top Gun.
Just fell off my bed trying to pose and take a nude for you. Probably broke my wrist
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
ICE CREAM AND CAKE BITCHESSSSSS
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