in the practice room. just found 3 bottles of smirnoff hidden inside the piano. SO glad i didn't get into berklee...
I understand that I gave you a nose bleed with a cheeto last night and for that I apologize
So the bartender just told me that there was numerous people who saw me having sex on the rooftop last weekend. +1
Lmao. We just snorted some mystery powder uriah found packged up in my car, that i know has been in there almost a year... Its adventure time.
i'm currently connecting with my tribal roots aka i just found my recorder from 3rd grade music class... be ready for the recording
He was sucking my nipples then stopped, looked me dead in the eyes and said "im gonna cum for my babygirl"
The fact that I'm going to be living with you is starting to make me worry about my heatlh.
Ya that ship has sailed dude
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
its so sad we are done celebrating 21st bdays everytime one of us turned 21 everyone else got laid
All I know is you walked out of the kitchen in some kind of French onion dip bra and started passing out individual chips to guys saying " do you dip?"
I told him he could fuck me in his Notre Dame jersey if they won and he never texted back. What is this world coming to
Swimming turned traumatic when grampas shorts slipped off..
But Keith is doing MDMA for New Years and he's 39.
Keith has a beautiful 20 year old girlfriend, a good job and a cute puppy. We can't all be Keith.
But I want to be Keith.
There's something about a foam party that makes freshman want to turn their lives into full blown shit shows. And I'm ok with the fact I am one of those.
Sharted again. Stuck in traffic. Fuck
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