hooking up with chicks might be the way to go after all. walk of shame looks better in her clothes.
i googled "where to have sex in disneyland." i found nothing.
what part of "i slept with our hot teacher" are you not excited about?!
the part where you beat me to him
fair enough.
thursday was literally the first time i didnt drunk eat since the bush administration and it was only because i was fucking someones boyfriend. making a mental note to do that more often.
bad decision 37: pregaming the antique store
oh, it's pms. I almost cried yesterday bc my roommates didn't seem perky enough when I got home.
every facebook tagged picture of yours, you are either drinking, swimming or drunk in water
Can we talk about the fact that I plucked weed off your ass this morning like it's a normal thing to do?
We found him wrapped up in a giant table umbrella in the bathroom.
I'm just gonna go have sex with whom ever is in the men's room.
I went from naked with lasts nights hookup to Ihop in 6 minutes flat
I think that's a new house record
I just had to explain to a 5 year old why I had fuzzy handcuffs hidden in a macaroni box under my bed.
I feel like the first time i have to use my accident insurance its going to be in some sex mishap with you.
Help. Why am I so naked?
Pretty sure my aunt hooked up with one of my brothers frat brothers at his graduation party
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