So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
everyone has their kryptonite. mine just happens to be 18 year old blonde girls.
Note to self. Champagne flavored lube is neither as tasty nor as classy as one might think.
i make up for being a shitty girlfriend by being amazing in bed.
i just rememebered i spent like 5 minutes on the ground warming some chicks toes.
I think im definitely allergic to shell fish. Or hungover. Probably both.
Yes stubble LOOKS hot but factor in his shitty bj skills and I might as well have jacked off with apricot scrub
It's just weird. It's like Big Bird dating Meg Griffin.
I'm going to pound you from behind over a table at the bar while I pull your hair and call you a whore...please pass along that message to Rob
Cute boy and deffffff wearing a HS shirt. I am getting too old to be inaccurate.
He left his phone. Turns out he;s been sexting with some girls who can't spell. Time to break out the herpes scare.
Just got your message from Saturday. Shove all the kittens down your pants? Really?
I was emotionally compromised.
At least they play good movies in the waiting room of the pregnancy resource center.
All our friends are getting married, and I'm the dateless guy bringing molly to their weddings.
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