yep. he's not circumcised. how did it take me six months to realize THAT?
My number went up to seventeen today. I forgot to add my random hookup on a sailboat.
My mom walked down and caught me drinking by myself, watching the nanny at 3:30AM. I had no idea what to say
I don't care how old I am, if it's your 21st birthday I'm going to make out with you.
Apparently the cops have a video of me singing bob seger "Night moves".
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
screw it, I'll just be a stripper until next August when then are looking for suitable teachers to teach the future of America. it's like a feel good movie just a little out of order and im a dude.
i don't know what part of 'duct tape bikini waxes' seemed even a little okay in our drunk minds, but i'm never drinking with your sister again
There was a reason God said "Let there be titties" on the Fifth Day.
they adjusted my tv to black and white ... i thought i drank myself to colorblindness
You really could become the cat lady we've always dreamed of.
After closing we did it on every flat surface in the bar. Best use a coaster if you're coming to happy hour today.
is that a sigh of girlish delight, or "sigh...I'm having a herpes outbreak'
Can't it be both?
Then you guys just all showered together...?
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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