I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
Just bought purple Ray Bans. If there was any small chance that I would ever have sex with women ever again, I just buried it.
You stole her cigarette screaming that you were going to stop the air cancer from getting everyone.
at least i was looking out for everybody
I have one brief flash of having his dick in my hand. that's all I remember.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
Judging by what she did last night, I would say at least 4 of them have mono now.
And after peeing my pants waiting outside for him, i proceeded to drop down and roll in the nearest puddle to pretend like i just ate shit when he arrived
Worse than that. I caught my roommate jerking off to a topless stripper in gta 5.
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
You tried crawling through the apartment window instead of going through the wide open door next to it
I'm pretty sure i doubled the number of dicks I've ever touched, last night.
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
Your slutty phase was the highlight of my year.
We just started our own DARE program: Drugs are really enjoyable.
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