We had to be out of the dorms at 730. Meeting started at 8. I woke up at 948. Drunk and covered in glitter.
you know you've been in a long relationship when u start retiring sex toys
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
he was fingering the outside of my pants..i knew that was my cue to leave
I'm going to fuck him so hard that his dick is going to fracture
Glad to see your being a lady about this
So i wrote 'don't sex me' on my stomach, so that if we got to a point where my shirt is off - he would know how i really feel, not just the alcohol talking
how did that work out?
Well, all the water washed it off, so we ended up fucking since i didn't have my reminder...
I went online and donated $30 to his walk-a-thon as a "sorry I puked in your bed last night"
I showed up to a booty-call in my onesie pajamas and rubber boots
She was giving me head while we were in my tree house, my mom then came out to let the dog out so she stopped so I would stop groaning, was it good? You tell me
He is asleep with his dick hanging out of my my little pony pajamas. I am required to wake this man up by blowjob
Your sexual fantasies often terrify me but get a pic
debating what would be more effort, turning on to my other side or trying to get myself off with my left hand. that kind of lazy day.
you made cordon bleu at 4am and declared you were Marshall Stewart
I wiped my ass with some girl's sock, I would honestly admit if I hate Caitlin's sandwich.
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
Wanna go get tea? Warning: I will be high in an hour.
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