a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
I'm starting to have hip problems from having my legs spread too often.
she worked me into her spring break cardio plan. im mondays and wednesdays.
Have invented new cocktail. Any flavor of crystal light and vodka. I call it "I am going to die alone"
We somehow managed to get the sumo-wrestler costume into the washing machine, but I don't think the cupcake icing completely came off... And it still smells like tequila.
If you invite me to a bar tonight my liver will kick you in the testicles
Hate to say it and even though I definitely have a biased opinion but I'm surprised your not, sleeping with anyone else. Good personality, charisma and amazing in the sack.
Feel free to use me as a reference.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
I was on my way last night when some asshole yelled "make better life choices" out the window of his car. I felt so self conscious I went home.
I would totally lead with that as a line.'So, I was on Legends of the Hidden temple as a kid.. Your place or mine?'
so i ran into nick. i may be more gay than anticipated
When we left, you were on your third beer. When we came back to grab you, you had a pint glass half full of whiskey and had convinced the band to give you a microphone.
Haha just talked to the dude you bit on Thursday. He has been growing a beard to hide the bruising....
Two questions: Did you enjoy your birthday present and how did i wake up with glitter all over my dick?
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