Everyone knows that the fastest route to a corporate advancement is to take a shot in the mouth
about to try to wax my asshole... wish me luck
you came back at 4am in a suit jacket and a half eaten burrito...
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
We should reintroduce naked Mondays
yea. Don't mess. He will heal me. But my blowjobs will be historical.
When the strippers start dancing to Christmas songs it's time to get the fuck out!
I just got high off one hit and the. Spent 20 minutes inspecting the gasket of our refridgerator and researching ways to replace it
she is like a cock bee. instead of going from flower to flower she goes from cock to cock
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
The amount of dicks I have seen in the last hour is more than I have seen in my whole life.
Is there a reason why your pubic hair is a plastic bag on my bathroom floor? And yes I know its yours... You wrote your name on the bag
all i remember is arguing with the chick that yahoo was better than google
all you were doing was yelling YAHOOOOO in her face
so i won
Forget Covid themed costumes. I need one that attracts a quality penis
preferably one with a six figure job and a boat
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