Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
we sang an acapella version of barbara ann to his voicemail...i'm not drinking again until tuesday.
well after this past weeked you can expect to see me on maury playing a little game called "who's the father"
and then you yelled "out of the way, i'm a lifeguard!" and everyone let us through
just realized we made a drinking game to how many times they say "hakuna matata" in the lion king last night... hello sophomore year.
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
Not much, really baked..... beethoven is AMAZING it's like i'm flying in space with baby jesus
Tried to make out with a statue, turns out it was a person.
He went 'unicorn hunting' and lost a fight with a fence. That's how he ended up in the ER.
I just stole some rubbers from the girl I stayed with last night so I can use them on a different girl today..
I'm not even the least bit surprised that I whored myself out for tiramisu
The language barrier was annoying .... So we just had sex. That is how you deal with not being able to chat isn't it???
It's called life, you pretentious bitch. Grow up.
We couldn't leave for the bar until he spent 10 minutes adjusting his vaporizer. I want to drown him in beard oil.
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
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