I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
Regardless, you never quit out of your interenet. You left your porn on the living room comp. Then you passed out four feet from the chair with your hand still down your pants. We decided that we should go back to her place instead. Worlds best wingman.
DUUUDE!! just found out that the fbi has a kids page. guess who's got a new jumior officer printout badge?
I just found $40 in the jeans I wore last night. PS I also found the jeans I wore last night.
My near death experience also doubled as my coming out story
they all just nodded
Well pretty sure I lost 3 of my best friends in one week. Remember when I said I wasn't sure if I was gonna be a better person or a more despicable one in 2012. Despicable wins.
Is it cheating if its a threesome? This is more like a party game than infidelity.
our flight took off 8 am and the bar didn't close til 5, so we decided it was a good idea to just stay out all night. Drunk logic is awesome. We were all scared we wouldn't get let onto the plane
He must have sensed I was about to trade him in...he's really stepped up his sex game
Just cried to my husband about how much I'm going to miss my boyfriend... Maybe marriage is going to work for me after all
seriously, who doesn't want to get shitfaced and have sex to the backstreet boys?
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
maybe one of us should just pity fuck him and get it over with.
I'm not trying to analyze you I'm just saying you are being unfair to soup
I’m traumatised. Bring vodka and condoms.
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