i don't like sucking hair
So he says "lean over this" which is a chain across the doorway, held into the wall with bolts. I do. Then he puts his weight on top of me to try and get it in.
It breaks. We fall.
I now have a broken nose, a concussion, and an infected, split lip. Why do I have the worst luck in guys?
why would she cut her hair? she needs all the distractions possible from those texas-sized gums and horse teeth.
Gay walks of shame are so much more Amy Winehouse than straight girls
Going to a party tonight. Sorority girls will be there. Primary goal of the night: make one cry. Secondary goal: become a father.
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
They just came out of my bathroom and asked if I could spare them a condom. See. Its a good thing I have some.
well he is only 50 percent black.. but after last night i am 100 percent not going back
Ed's in which sucks about a thousand cocks... But thats 1800 less than working with Alex so it's gonna be a good day
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
Congratulations on your downgrade, shes one hell of a 5
I found her face down on the kitchen floor asking anybody who walked by for Kraft Dinner
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
my roommates are pretty pissed at me. they sent me out for ice and i came back with a kitten.
Last night was fun but it wasn't right. I will say that our lives intersected for a brief and intense moment and we will just leave it there.
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