i just passed a truck with a bumper sticker saying "i'd rather be cummin than strokin." god bless the midwest.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
Any clothing i put on is too many clothes.
I made a list on my phone of places I want to fuck, it's right under my list of groceries I'm getting a little too used to regular sex but dude monogamy is the shit
Such a good question, let's ask the alcohol gods for the answer.
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
I can officially say I had a blunt rolled on my ass
STOP WHATEVER YOU ARE DOING AND GO OUTSIDE RIGHT NOW. THE MOON LOOKS LIKE CATWOMAN
well he somehow got his hand stuck in some bike spokes trying to reach for a blunt he dropped and that's NOT the reason he's in the hospital...?
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
Remember when I got punched in the face on NYE last year? I don't
he just left the suite without pants on wrapped in Christmas lights
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
just showered sitting down cuz standing seemed like too much work, thursdays need to stop making me their bitch.
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