I think I speak chipmunk. Odd.
Are you high?
No. That's why it's odd
Fuck appropriateness.
i just used google streetview to figure out where i spent the night last night
Soooo my gf got the droid and doesn't have BBM anymore, I think its over for her
She bet her virginity on the Celtics. Looks like Kobe wont be the only one breaking in a new ring.
It's sad because pictures are supposed to say a thousand words, and theirs just say 'fat'
ive been a drunken mess for the last 5 days. i feel like a 19 year old again
Im in search of the perfect penis, it would be unethical for me not to test run them.
we were bear claw grabbing his crotch in the middle of the bar yelling prominent ridge over and over.
almost getting arrested is turning into fucking this cop in his ex wife's lawn. see you tomorrow
Yeah. I realized I have a weakness for drugs and I need to move somewhere where I don't know how to find them.
BGSU move in weekend. Just passed a house w a beer pong table set up, ppl already playing, girls holding signs that say "son drop off". It's 10:30 am.
i made sure not to drool on your bed by putting my hoodie on backwards and swaddling my face in the hood
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
Its weird to introduce me to his wife and kids on the first date, right?
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