Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
they just started talking about wanting to bang stephanie tanner from full house
do people in england often walk their sheep on leashes? or is this guy the exception to the rule?
he was wearing 3D glasses the whole time.
It's a 2 hour train ride a 7 in the morning, of course we're bringing alcohol
There are pictures of you on the shoulders of some old guy dressed as borat
When i say that im working late and also have a paper to write before 9am tomorrow all i want u to respond is saying that ur gunna come over and sexually distract me from my responsibilities. Not a fucking frowny face.
Sorry. Im on my way.
I know. I know. The man who pulled me from my mother's womb was the same man who had his fingers in my vagina today. My life is a joke. I don't know how to feel about this.
Last two new years I ended in jail by 12. Can we wait until its actually 12:02 this time to do something stupid. I'd like to spend the first minute of 2012 free.. At least.
I barely remember the girls that I got pregnant, you think I'm gunna remember the ones that played handball
No. Mother. Fucking. Jello shots. Just no. I'm not falling into that trap again.
if I was any more soft right now, my penis would be a liquid
because. if I can't sit outside naked and eat my watermelon every morning then I really don't see the point in moving in with you.
God gave me a talent besides one night stands. I feel like I should use it
You're so sweet in the most vulgar ways
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