But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
I'm not even planning on drinking that much tonight.. but I'm writing "emergency contact number" and your number on my hand just in case
can you come get me at the bar
ill be there in 10 min
can we stop off at build a bear on the way home
After 10 years all I have gotten is one bra pic, at this point I should be able to draw your cervix from memory
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
We're all in the kiddie pool on the porch. Fully clothed. Watching porn. With my manager.
I pretty much envision me eating a turkey leg whilst fucking you. I have priorities.
Getting up is taking longer than anticipated. Alcoholic fish bowls have made getting out of bed a multitstep process.
Honestly I think at this point I purposefully schedule nothing on Sundays anymore so I can spend all day wallowing in my shame.
We need to be on the same page regarding the 3some this time. No more "one of us should probably leave" moments.
This is the third year in a row that Mario has fallen through a table on New Years. I'm sensing a tradition developing.
The cop busted in, made the music stop, and goes "GUYS LISTEN UP! DRINK, DO DRUGS, HAVE UNPROTECTED SEX, I DONT GIVE A FUCK, JUST QUIET DOWN!" Best. Cop. Ever.
These guys are just fucking with my heart instead of fucking me. They're fucking up.
If I knew the person sucking my dick didn't say thank you for their Christmas presents I wouldn't be able to cum.
Her oh Gods turned into oh god I shouldn't be doing this I'm engaged.
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