did you know they have Ed Hardy school supplies at Target? it's like folders and notebooks for little douchebags in training.
just took my birth control pill with a shamrock shake. happy st. patrick's day
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
if u cant get laid at this wedding we need to have a looooooong talk about the possibility of u becoming a lesbian
You passed out in my bathroom last night. I put a towel over your face so I could shit without it being gay
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
He's blaming gravity for his problems right now, so put that in perspective
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
I don't know what it was about last night, but every bar that i went to there was at least one girl there that i had done something with. I'm sure the girl that i went with knew because they all grabbed my penis and told me to call them.
That's the fall semester you first snorted drugs off my ass I think
It's all a blur. I just remember holding some strangers baby
Yah. Thai people are way too trusting
I sent her a picture of Richard Nixon and said "these are the only dick pics I send".
And I had on a penis ring on the whole time at dinner. And I ate veal...
enjoying your night?
do dogs like to salsa?
I dont know if that answers my question or not
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