sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
i'm 85% sure that if you don't visit me i will do something awkward and potentially dangerous to you in your sleep involving chocolate milk and a sham-wow.
I wish all the girls i wanted to sleep with knew how big my dick was then id have a better chance
I just found out how hard it is to put together a fake Christmas tree with a hangover.
just passed out while on hold to see if i left my debit card at the bar last night.
he broke into my appartment and left me a waffle maker...
It's a long way off yet but I've started planning my eviction party. Be prepared, it includes jungle juice.
We should search craigslist for porches to sublet.
I missed rounds this morning...my senior resident hooked me up to and IV and made me stay in the clinic because he said I didn't look presentable enough to walk around the hospital
Lying naked in bed eating carrot cake of off my bare breasts while watching Family Guy. Tonsilitis isn't all bad!
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
the only things my left hand does: catch/hold things and masturbation.
Is it wrong to want to have sex with one guy who's good in bed before going out on a date with a guy I actually like?
he asked me for a magic BJ...is that supposed to be different from a normal BJ?
Like honey no, I’m getting groceries while pretending that having sexy talk with you is turning me on
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