This is some kinda fucked up sordid doggy brothel peepshow bullshit.
not only are you not the girl i fell in love with, but from the looks of it, you ate her
So.. my mom just told me she hasn't gotten laid in 7 years... I'm really disturbed.. at the same time... At least now I know why shes so damn cranky all the damn time
Please don't tell me you're asking me to have sex with your mother.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
I still have your handprint on my ass. You're not allowed to ignore me yet.
She had a boyfriend but was all over this drunk guy that she just met..she said she loved him and then puked all over him.
We drank a $4 handle of tequila until 5 am. Please think about that.
please don't go to jail. I'd hate to have to call the montgomery county jail every time I need sex advice
I was wondering if I fell or perhaps got hit by a truck, then I remembered, it's cause I did a splits contest at the bar
TGIFridays...stall number 1...drunk...send help
Am I a bad person for getting my ex to DD me and a random hookup home last night?
Hey sorry for being annoying last night, I just realized how many times I yelled "JORDAN!" during and after playing pong.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
You use your abs way more than I realized. Btw multiple orgasms is the best thing I've ever discovered.
Randomize