is it bad that the first thing i do when i get downstairs is go on farm town?
You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
She kept saying "I didn't do it" but she was so drunk she forgot her pee was orange from her UTI medicine.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
you made your cat watch a peta video with you, so you could show it how just how good its life is
Thank God. You really dodged a small penis there.
I can't wait to see you, I've been doing mouth stretches for the past 2 days
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
Do you know how hard it is to maintain a conversation with someone who just told you they put their cat in the fridge on purpose?
I miss you more than I would miss junk food if I went on a diet. And you've seen me eat, you know how desperate I'd be.
Dude this deaf chick is totally hot, I just bought an apartment on boner ave
Are you responsible for the syringes and miniature cactus garden that has magically taken over my fridge?
Oh I was gonna ask you the same thing...? It's official ask anyone to see your husbands dick day.
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
Why would you keep yourself in a sharting situation
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