i think he might wanna be bffs again, but idk cause we're friends again but we haven't been bff since like a year. i don't know what to think...
wow. what a nail bitter. i need popcorn for this. brb
A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
i think i'm in class. and blacked out.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
her dad's the mattress king, she's genetically engineered to be good in bed
His ankle bracelet only gets in the way when I'm trying to take off his pants.
bars should really give you discounts for bringing your own shot glass
It's one of those mornings when I woke up thinking that i really shouldn't have hooked up with my ex boyfriend's girlfriend just to prove a point.
do you think they make 'sorry for walking in on you drunkenly jacking of to a picture of me' cards?
Let's just say after this weekend I'm known as Shameous the Irish bar fighter.
I was seriously concerned she had died since she wasn't moving at all, but then I asked here where she was last night and her response was to hip thrust the air.
I was like a migrating bird last night. Navigating on pure instinct. Don't remember how... but I made it home.
We're both great liars, in committed relationships, and horny. Its the perfect storm of cheating
You ran down the alley towards a stranger screaming "you took my beer".... Then proceeded to run into a garage, fall down, and scream about how your shirt makes you look fat.
Holy. shit. Chris has no pants on. In public. Fuck. Need you.
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