You don't give head? I'm offended and I don't even have a cock...
i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
He said something pertaining to Ragu and vodka I'm worried
So I realized I'm not completely sober when the automatic toilet flushed and I screamed
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
candyland with pharmaceuticals ... what could go wrong
i threw up in his garden in front of like five people smoking a joint. they let me have a hit after i was done so it was okay
After what I experienced at 6am this morning, all I can say is chew your noodles thoroughly.
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
ugh i want to get waxed but I’m afraid. my vagina has had enough trauma this week, i don’t know if I can put her thru any more.
It's just really funny to hear them talk about March for Life when literally every single one of those girls has had an abortion
You might see me up a tree with a deranged look in my eye , just walk away at that point
i can feel my liver failing just LOOKING at that thing
This is going to be so stupid, but do you feel the calluses on my hands when I give you a handy?
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