no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
You can tell alot about a person by their poo.. For example, he was a smoker.
Some milfs here doing some blow
Dad?
He looks like Ryan Reynolds from this angle
Since when is drunk an angle?
Since your rent is paid til the first, we decided to use your apartment as the beer pong room. We apologize in advance for losing your security deposit.
After 13 tally marks I wrote the number 4,000 and made u sign my arm to prove it.
Disregard the shoes in the freezer.
I woke up and he used my makeup to write "hope you don't get pregnant" on my mirror before he left
Come part with me. By you sleep! No fun. Idek feelings Sorry for your life.
While I'm on hiatus from the Russian potato nectar, it is my wish for others to enjoy it in my stead.
I just realized I slept with a guy who used the pickup line "do you have a bandaid? I skinned my knee when I fell for you."
Dad's teaching me to make moonshine this weekend as "college prep". How scared should I be sis?
My mother is a bitch. She just outed me to my dad. He wants to meet you by the way...
I'm not sure when I will get off this toilet at work but it's not looking promising
did you know that sneaking into a golf course at midnight is a felony? the cop made sure to tell us after she peed on the course and hit on him
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