I felt weird they were both staring at me waiting for the scoop on how your vagina felt.
It's sore actually
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
I was just handed jelly beans by a guy in a penguin costume. Standby for confirmation on if they are actually drugs.
I got shot at today. If that doesn't get me at least a blow job I give up working on the south side
um so slept at robs. he woke up, looked at me, and said ' oh my psychiatrists are gonna have a field day with this one' I think that's when you know you can't hang out with someone anymore
My hope for you over spring break is that you can be some disease free girl's random spring break mistake.
I knew from the second he called his penis glorious that I was meant to sleep with him
you took a picture of the hospital bathroom and sent it to me
Where are you in relation to the mariatchi band?
Last night, I listened to Aladdin on my ipod while I stole bread and cheese from Wal-Mart. I feel like you're the only one who'd be proud of me.
I was weirded out when the chunky goth girl and her boyfriend both started eyeing me and wanted to by me a drink.
You still owe me a blowjob for knowing more about hurricanes than you.
She was cute in her own little way. Shit, free taco's makes anyone hot.
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