well on the bright side, he charges $60 for an eighth
so he'll probably take me somewhere nice
he told me that if i wanted to smoke he could make a piece out of my shoe. were keeking this kid around
soo how bad was i last night?
licking sour cream off of the table at pancheros bad.
Woaahhhh there! We are JUST drunk fucking. Don't call me "baby".
I think ppl see us as an unstoppable drunken force
I face planted right in front of a cop. He looked at me, shook his head, mumbled "freshman" under his breath, helped me up and told us to get home safely. I love college.
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
my parents have to start far too many of our conversations with the sentence "this is an observation, not a judgment" than I'm proud of
we're like the harlem globetrotters of underage drinking
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
The tequila monkeys have a drum solo in my skull right now. I can't imagine Emily feels better.
I'm dangerously close to tossing this whole "morals" bullshit and swan-diving into the fuckboy lifestyle.
And change of plans today, I'm gonna lay in bed and eat taco bell and try not to die. Brazilians another day.
"Uno más" are officially my least favorite words in the entire Spanish language.
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